"# Woz and Jobs worked as Alice in Wonderland characters at shopping mall in San Jose.
Hahaha! boy they must've been desperate! Ok, so Woz and Jobs are cartoon characters in Takashimaya. They are selected by a government agency for a “skill-upgrade workshop”. They're innate talent for lateral thinking is identified, quantified and eventually certified. The agency is impressed; these two are the best tour guides they've inducted into the Night Safari team!
In 10 years the dynamic duo progresses to become the best in the business. They even made up their own lines as the tour progressed from station to station!!! In a moment of inspiration they rechristen the night safari vehicle which was until then know as the "Night Safari Vehicle" (yes, what an uninspiring name!) the iVan! An instant hit!
They retire and become cabbies. Rumour has it that they've lost their mind and crib, about how they could have created a revolution in portable music, to anyone who'll listen. Portable music. geez."