"My name is Jelly ... I own two humans who co-habit my home. I tolerate them. They feed me, and provide amusement by making noise.
I am matriarch to two other lesser specimens of Felis catus and two Canids of questionable ancestry and intelligence.
I am a philosopher, a watcher of the world, as it were - and by means of this blog, I will attempt to enlighten you. ...
This cat doesn't take well to Joey:
"When I first laid my eyes on the rat-type creature, I probably came close to becoming the first ever cat that laughed. The thing ... failed to realize that threatening a cat doesn't really work when the cat ... has no compulsion about repeatedly slapping you in your tiny little bug-eyed face."
The other dog fares only slightly better:
"But the big, lumbering brown one, the one known as Cocoa - well I must reluctantly admit that she's almost cat-like in her intellectual capabilities. We have an... understanding. She is allowed to approach me - and I'm allowed to smack her repeatedly in the face without retaliation."
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