"Aren't we glad you are back in charge!"
"After three weeks of quiet broken by time-tabled off-key singing, inane banter and skittish pole-dancing, we sure welcome the familiarity of having you around again."
"Not that we are ungrateful mind you, especially when water and food are dutifully replenished and laid out neatly, it was amusing to see how your three rotating assistants were toilet and house-trained to clean up after us everyday."
"Perhaps next time, on extended trips, throw live mice into the food chain? In addition to the tasty fare you provide, it would certainly be splendid and intellectually stimulating to hunt and play with your food before sinking your teeth into it. That would make for great distraction to when we see you groggy and unshaven in your glorious bed-room hair again."
"By the way, if there is ever a Singapore Cat Idol contest, I will certainly leave word with the security guard to stop that singing guy at the gate!"
"Your furry munsters,
Mr. Bats, Xylo and Tiger"
Oh I seriously doubt they could issue a joint statement! That's more canine in nature.